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Pissed for no reason, go to hell.

I think the Dealer's Room was next, which was literally anime paradise.. a huge fucking room with all these vendors selling literally anime and shit and posters consisting of obscenely hot j-pop chicks. We found out that Otakon shirts were like a million bucks and appropriately remarked, "FUCK THAT!"

At some point I bought a pretty cool Eva shirt.. I wanted one literally as soon as I watched it and the closest I got was wearing Platy's.. which I wore for literally a week - i know you fucking dirty piece of shit homo otakus do that shit all the time and I'm taking a time-out to say I'M NOT LIKE YOU AND I HATE YOU. I think at some point, we all lost each other and ended up walking around separately in the Dealer's Room, me and Liquid searched endlessly for a picture of D we'd get signed by Yutaka Minowa, the character designer. But no luck today. We did find this poster of this super hot chick named Ayumi Hamasuki. Let me tell you, it was certainly the wrongest thing I've ever seen. "YO THAT ONE! YO THAT ONE!!" The usual dialogue consisting of babbling and sentence fragments went on. "YO THE DORM! YO THAT ONE!" I'm not exaggerating, that's seriously how we communicate.

Around 3pm we went to the game room and played guilty gear for a stupid amount of hours, and I think it was that night we met our first "forum kid" then - referring to kids who regularly post on these guilty gear forums. His name was windmonsta and as far as we could tell, he seemed straight, normal, and pretty good at the game. We assumed the other forum kids would be the same. I think I fought against this other forum kid but because I don't want to mention names of people I will insult I'll call him Kid 1. As I watched him play, he seemed pretty good, so I fought him, right? And I'll admit it, he creamed me. So I asked for a rematch, and then I kill him.. and he literally proceeded to curse at either me, himself, or the game. Then he just walked away! I started doubting the forum kids after that, thinking all of them are piss sore losers. Now that I think of it, I would have been HAPPY if that was the ONLY thing they were. I met Kid 2 shortly after, and frankly, he looked like a fruit. I won't go into descriptions... so just take my word for it, and he sucked at the game to boot, I got a perfect on him and he said something like "oh this controller sucks" whine whine, and he walked away. What the shit, I thought to myself, these kids fucking suck! I was horribly wrong. There was this ONE KID who was actually godly at the game, Kid 3. Coincidentally he was one of the two kids from the forums I predicted was good merely by his posts. The sickest venom I've seen in my entire sad, pathetic, excuse for a life. My God he was good. He was pretty much the only exceptional player there, this other kid who we just call "the ky kid" or "the black ky kid" or just "the black kid" was pretty good too, but even with us I think.

At 6:00 me and Samir decided to join the Soul Caliber tournament for almost no reason, we're decent at the game. Everyone else went to go watch the Eva movies in one of the theater screens as we signed up and we planned to meet them there. When asked where they would be, Platy said, "somewhere in the back." The tournament would start at 7:30, it was 7:00. Even though it would mean cutting it stupidly close, I really really wanted to see the EVa movies on the big screen, especially the part at the end of episode 24 when Kaoru takes Unit 02. Big screen...

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